"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
- Frank Zappa

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
- Carl Sagan

"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance"
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours."
- Richard Bach

"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault."
- Henry Kissinger (1923-)

"It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal."
- Henry Ford (1863-1947)

"When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you."
- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it"
- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

"God, please save me from your followers!"
- Bumper Sticker

"Luck is the residue of design."
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team

"Wit is educated insolence."
- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)

"A narcissist is someone better looking than you are."
- Gore Vidal

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