"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)

"If a man does his best, what else is there?"
- General George S. Patton (1885-1945)

"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
- Saint Augustine (354-430)

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"This book fills a much-needed gap."
- Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review

"Give me a museum and I'll fill it."
- Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."
- Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense."
- Edsgar Dijkstra

"Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back."
- Paul Erdos (1913-1996)

"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

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