The OnionThe Onion is a parody newspaper published weekly in print and on the Internet. It contains satirical articles as well as a general entertainment section. As of May 2005 its print editions are distributed in Madison, Milwaukee, New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis-St. Paul, Denver/Boulder, and San Francisco. The Onion's articles comment on current events, both real and imagined (an example of the latter: "All Americans Issued Life Jackets for Some Reason"). It parodies traditional newspaper features and styles. The paper often reports on everyday events in a sensationalistic manner ("Area Man Confounded by Buffet Procedure"). Obsession with fame and celebrity are frequently satirized, as well as the general credulousness of the public. The second half of the newspaper is a non-satirical — but still often humorous — entertainment section called The A.V. Club that features interviews, reviews of various newly-released media, and other weekly features. The print edition also contains previews of upcoming live entertainment specific to cities where a print edition is published. The online incarnation of The A.V. Club has its own domain, includes its own regular features (including weekly sex advice column Savage Love), A.V. Club blogs and reader forums, and presents itself as an almost-separate entity from The Onion itself. Regular features of The Onion include:
The newspaper was revamped on August 31, 2005, which changed the layout of the website homepage. As well:
The staff of the Onion have also produced numerous books, including Our Dumb Century, Finest News Reporting, and Dispatches from the Tenth Circle. Both print and online editions of The Onion are published on Wednesdays. Reporters and editorsThe Onion's fictional editor is T. Herman Zweibel (Zwiebel is German for onion), who has "held the position since 1901" and is rather insane; the real editor is currently Scott Dikkers, the managing editor is Peter Koechley, and the current writing staff comprises Todd Hanson, Maria Schneider, John Krewson, Joe Garden, and Chris Karwowski, as well as the graphics work of Mike Loew and Chad Nackers. Past writers have included Max Cannon, Rich Dahm, Tim Harrod, David Javerbaum, Ben Karlin, Carol Kolb, Robert Siegel, and Jack Szwergold. Each issue features columns by (fictional) regular and guest writers. The regular contributors include:
HistoryThe Onion was founded in 1988 and originally published in Madison, Wisconsin by two juniors at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, Tim Keck and Christopher Johnson; they sold it to colleagues the following year. The Onion remained a regional success until it began its website in 1996. A possible origin for its name is a mispronunciation of "The Union", which is a fairly common name for a legitimate paper. In early 2001, the company relocated its offices to New York City. As of 2004 the paper's founders are publishers of other weeklies: Keck of the Seattle weekly The Stranger and Johnson of Albuquerque's Weekly Alibi. In late August 2005, The Onion's companion website The Onion A.V. Club relaunched in a new design which presents the content as almost entirely discrete from The Onion itself. Simultaneously The Onion discontinued their Premium Service which charged readers a substantial fee for additional content and vintage archives. This brings The Onion back to the open state it was in prior to April 2004 when the restrictive move towards a Premium Service was first initiated. Awards and nominationsThe Onion's graphic for its coverage of the 9/11 terrorist attacks.The Onion's coverage of the September 11, 2001 attacks less than two weeks following the attacks was one of the earliest satirical reactions to those attacks, and was considered for a Pulitzer Prize. The Onion taken too seriouslyUpon occasion the straight-faced manner in which the Onion reports non-existent happenings has resulted in outside parties mistakenly citing Onion stories as real news. In 1998, controversial minister Fred Phelps posted the Onion article '98 Homosexual-recruitment drive nearing goal on his God Hates Fags website as proof that homosexuals were indeed actively trying to get straight people to join their ranks. Just after the 2000 U.S. Presidential election, when the future President remained undetermined, the Onion published a story titled Bush or Gore: "A New Era Dawns" which parodied the similarities between the two politicians. The noteworthiness of this story was largely a matter of luck: the paper went to press election night, before the contested election results which led to Bush v. Gore. As the recount process unfolded, the Onion published a satirical issue reporting chaos in America, in which Serbia sent peacekeepers to the U.S. to introduce democracy and protect their interests in the region, Bill Clinton declared himself "President for life.", Bob Dole was shot, and Tipper Gore was being held hostage. On June 7, 2002, Reuters reported that the Beijing Evening News republished, in the international news page of its June 3 edition, translated portions of Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built (they were apparently unaware of The Onion's satirical nature). The story discusses the U.S. Congress's threats to leave Washington for Memphis, Tennessee or Charlotte, North Carolina unless Washington, DC built them a new Capitol building with a retractable dome. The article is a parody of U.S. sports franchises' threats to leave their home city unless new stadiums are built for them. The Evening News is Beijing's most popular newspaper, claiming a circulation of 1.25 million. In late March 2004, Deborah Norville of MSNBC presented as genuine an article entitled Study: 58 Percent Of U.S. Exercise Televised. [1] Columnist Ellen Makkai and others who believe the Harry Potter books recruit children to Satanism have also been taken in by The Onion's satire, using quotes from an Onion article as evidence for their claims. [2] [3] Recently, an article from The Onion appeared on the 2005 Advanced Placement English Language and Composition test, in which students were asked to write an essay analyzing its use of satire.[4] Presidential Seal ControversyIn September 2005, the assistant counsel to President George W. Bush, Grant M. Dixton, wrote a cease and desist letter to The Onion, asking the paper to stop using the presidential seal, which is used in an online segment poking fun at the President through parodies of his weekly radio address. The law governing the Presidential Seal is contained in TITLE 18, 713 and contains the section:
This section would seem to allow the use of the presidential seal by The Onion. However, by Executive Order President Richard Nixon specifically enumerated the allowed uses of the Presidential Seal which is more restictive than the above title (Ex. Ord. No. 11649), but which allows for exceptions to be granted upon formal request. The Onion has responded with a letter asking for formal use of the Seal in accordance with the Executive Order, while still declaring that the use is legitimate under Title 18, 713. The letter written by Rochelle H. Klaskin, the Onion's lawyer, is quoted in the New York Times as saying "It is inconceivable that anyone would think that, by using the seal, The Onion intends to 'convey... sponsorship or approval' by the president," referring to Title 18, 713, but then went on to ask that the letter be considered a formal application asking for permission to use the seal. InfluencesIn 1978 National Lampoon released the book "National Lampoon's Sunday Newspaper Parody" which was edited by P.J. O'Rourke and John Hughes. The book was an issue of the fictional "Ohio Republican-Democrat," a tabloid style newspaper. The paper contained all the usual sections found in most major newspapers (classified ads, Sunday magazines, sports, local news, comics) satirized with the anarchistic Lampoon sense of humor. While it is unknown if this book directly inspired/influenced The Onion's founders, it certainly shares similarities. Also, the National Lampoon crew has had a lasting influence on most American humorists, so it is not unlikely that The Onion's founders and staff had been influenced by them (considering that National Lampoon grew out of the college humor publication Harvard Lampoon and that The Onion also began as a college humor magazine.) Another popular send-up of the news that pre-dates The Onion is the Weekend Update segment on Saturday Night Live. References to The Onion in popular cultureMAD Magazine ran a parody of The Onion called "The Bunion" in one issue. Books
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MAD Magazine ran a parody of The Onion called "The Bunion" in one issue. William Norman Grigg noted the seven-branch candle holder, the "Kinara," was not used in African traditions, and suggested a symbol of Judaism was borrowed to match the seven principles of Kwanzaa.[17]. Another popular send-up of the news that pre-dates The Onion is the Weekend Update segment on Saturday Night Live. In contrast, the African American Cultural Center considers Kwanzaa not a religious holiday, but a cultural one which does not require people to compromise their religious beliefs.[16]. Also, the National Lampoon crew has had a lasting influence on most American humorists, so it is not unlikely that The Onion's founders and staff had been influenced by them (considering that National Lampoon grew out of the college humor publication Harvard Lampoon and that The Onion also began as a college humor magazine.). Some are concerned that Christians who choose to celebrate Kwanzaa are diluting their love for Christ[15]. While it is unknown if this book directly inspired/influenced The Onion's founders, it certainly shares similarities. Bennetta believes that Kwanzaa is ill-designed as a holiday representing African-Americans, noting that the Swahili language used in Kwanzaa is spoken in eastern Africa, while most African-Americans are descended from the people of West Africa, over 2700 miles away.[14]. The paper contained all the usual sections found in most major newspapers (classified ads, Sunday magazines, sports, local news, comics) satirized with the anarchistic Lampoon sense of humor. William J. The book was an issue of the fictional "Ohio Republican-Democrat," a tabloid style newspaper. Black civil rights activist Reverend Jesse Lee Peterson wrote, "the whole holiday is made up! You won’t find its roots in Africa or anywhere else."[13]. O'Rourke and John Hughes. 2). In 1978 National Lampoon released the book "National Lampoon's Sunday Newspaper Parody" which was edited by P.J. Others refuse to celebrate Kwanzaa because it is not a true African tradition." (Jackson, p. sponsorship or approval' by the president," referring to Title 18, 713, but then went on to ask that the letter be considered a formal application asking for permission to use the seal. In the book Kwanzaa (2005), author Sara McGill states, "there are many people of African descent who do not know the purpose of Kwanzaa or how to celebrate it. Klaskin, the Onion's lawyer, is quoted in the New York Times as saying "It is inconceivable that anyone would think that, by using the seal, The Onion intends to 'convey.. Some criticize Kwanzaa because it is not a traditional holiday of African people, and because of its recent provenance, having been invented in 1966. The letter written by Rochelle H. The origins of Kwanzaa are not secret, and are openly acknowledged by those promoting the holiday.[12]. The Onion has responded with a letter asking for formal use of the Seal in accordance with the Executive Order, while still declaring that the use is legitimate under Title 18, 713. There has been criticism of Kwanzaa's authenticity and relevance, and of the motiviations of its founder, Karenga. 11649), but which allows for exceptions to be granted upon formal request. Karenga's most recent interpretation emphasizes that while every people have their various holiday traditions, all people can share in the celebration of our common humanity: "Any particular message that is good for a particular people, if it is human in its content and ethical in its grounding, speaks not just to that people, it speaks to the world."[11]. No. In fact, it offers a clear and self-conscious option, opportunity and chance to make a proactive choice, a self-affirming and positive choice as distinct from a reactive one."[10]. Ord. And it is not an alternative to people's religion or faith but a common ground of African culture...Kwanzaa is not a reaction or substitute for anything. However, by Executive Order President Richard Nixon specifically enumerated the allowed uses of the Presidential Seal which is more restictive than the above title (Ex. Currently, according to the Official Kwanzaa Website authored by Karenga and maintained by Organization US, which Karenga chairs, "Kwanzaa was not created to give people an alternative to their own religion or religious holiday. This section would seem to allow the use of the presidential seal by The Onion. In 1997, Karenga changed his position, stating that while Kwanzaa is an African-American holiday, it can be celebrated by people of any race: "other people can and do celebrate it, just like other people participate in Cinco de Mayo besides Mexicans; Chinese New Year besides Chinese; Native American pow wows besides Native Americans."[9]. Whoever knowingly displays any printed or other likeness of the great seal of the United States, or of the seals of the President or the Vice President of the United States, or the seal of the United States Senate, or the seal of the United States House of Representatives, or the seal of the United States Congress, or any facsimile thereof, in, or in connection with, any advertisement, poster, circular, book, pamphlet, or other publication, public meeting, play, motion picture, telecast, or other production, or on any building, monument, or stationery, for the purpose of conveying, or in a manner reasonably calculated to convey, a false impression of sponsorship or approval by the Government of the United States or by any department, agency, or instrumentality thereof, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both. (emphasis added). In 1977, in Kwanzaa: origin, concepts, practice, Karenga stated, that Kwanzaa "was chosen to give a Black alternative to the existing holiday and give Blacks an opportunity to celebrate themselves and history, rather than simply imitate the practice of the dominant society."[8]. The law governing the Presidential Seal is contained in TITLE 18, 713 and contains the section:. Bush's 2004 Presidential Message: Kwanzaa 2004, like in several previous messages, he said that during Kwanzaa, "millions of African Americans and people of African descent gather to celebrate their heritage and ancestry.". Dixton, wrote a cease and desist letter to The Onion, asking the paper to stop using the presidential seal, which is used in an online segment poking fun at the President through parodies of his weekly radio address. In President George W. Bush, Grant M. In a 2003 interview Karenga asserted that 28 million people celebrate Kwanzaa. In September 2005, the assistant counsel to President George W. According to a marketing survey conducted by the National Retail Foundation in 2004, Kwanzaa is celebrated by 1.6% of all Americans[7], or about 4.7 million. Recently, an article from The Onion appeared on the 2005 Advanced Placement English Language and Composition test, in which students were asked to write an essay analyzing its use of satire.[4]. It is unclear how many people celebrate the holiday. [2] [3]. To them, Kwanzaa is an opportunity to incorporate elements of their particular ethnic heritage into holiday observances and celebrations of Christmas. Columnist Ellen Makkai and others who believe the Harry Potter books recruit children to Satanism have also been taken in by The Onion's satire, using quotes from an Onion article as evidence for their claims. Frequently, both Christmas trees and kinaras, the traditional candle holder symbolic of African-American roots, share space in kwanzaa celebrating households. [1]. Today, many African-American families celebrate Kwanzaa along with Christmas and New Year's. Exercise Televised. They felt that doing so would violate the principle of kujichagulia (self-determination) and thus violate the integrity of the holiday, which is partially intended as a reclamation of important African values. In late March 2004, Deborah Norville of MSNBC presented as genuine an article entitled Study: 58 Percent Of U.S. At first, observers of Kwanzaa eschewed the mixing of the holiday or its symbols, values and practice with other holidays. The Evening News is Beijing's most popular newspaper, claiming a circulation of 1.25 million. The greeting for each day of Kwanzaa is "Habari Gani"[5], Swahili words for "What's the News?" [6]. sports franchises' threats to leave their home city unless new stadiums are built for them. A model Kwanzaa ceremony is described as a ceremony which includes drumming and musical selections, libations, a reading of the "African Pledge" and the Principles of Blackness, reflection on the Pan-African colors, a discussion of the African principle of the day or a chapter in African history, a candle-lighting ritual, artistic performance, and, finally, a feast. The article is a parody of U.S. Libations are shared, generally with a common chalice, "Kikombe cha Umoja" passed around to all celebrants. Congress's threats to leave Washington for Memphis, Tennessee or Charlotte, North Carolina unless Washington, DC built them a new Capitol building with a retractable dome. It is customary to include children in Kwanzaa ceremonies and to give respect and gratitude to ancestors. The story discusses the U.S. Families celebrating Kwanzaa decorate their households with objects of art, colorful African cloth, especially the wearing of the Uwole by women, and fresh fruits that represent African idealism. Unless New Capitol Is Built (they were apparently unaware of The Onion's satirical nature). These principles correspond to Karenga's notion that "the seven-fold path of blackness is think black, talk black, act black, create black, buy black, vote black, and live black." [4]. On June 7, 2002, Reuters reported that the Beijing Evening News republished, in the international news page of its June 3 edition, translated portions of Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Each of the seven days of Kwanzaa is dedicated to one of the following principles, which are explained by Karenga as follows:. to introduce democracy and protect their interests in the region, Bill Clinton declared himself "President for life.", Bob Dole was shot, and Tipper Gore was being held hostage. Kwanzaa celebrates what its founder called "The Seven Principles of Kwanzaa", or Nguzo Saba (originally Nguzu Saba), which Karenga claimed "is a communitarian African philosophy" consisting of Karenga's distillation of what he deemed "the best of African thought and practice in constant exchange with the world." These seven principles comprise Kawaida, a Swahili term for tradition and reason that Karenga used to refer to his synthesized system of belief. As the recount process unfolded, the Onion published a satirical issue reporting chaos in America, in which Serbia sent peacekeepers to the U.S. According to Karenga's 1977 Kwanzaa: Origin, Concepts, Practice, the holiday was developed "to give a Black alternative to the existing holiday and give Blacks an opportunity to celebrate themselves and history rather than simply imitate the practice of the dominant society." In 1967, a year after Karenga proposed this new holiday, he publicly espoused the view that "Jesus was psychotic" and that Christianity was a white religion that blacks should shun.[2] However, as Kwanzaa gained mainstream adherents, Karenga altered his position so as not to alienate practicing Christians, then claiming in the 1997 Kwanzaa: A Celebration of Family, Community, and Culture, "Kwanzaa was not created to give people an alternative to their own religion or religious holiday." [3]. Gore. It is a celebration that has its roots in the civil rights era of the 1960s, and was established as a means to help African Americans reconnect with what Karenga characterized as their African cultural and historical heritage by uniting in meditation and study around principles that have their putative origins in what Karenga asserts are "African traditions" and "common humanist principles.". The noteworthiness of this story was largely a matter of luck: the paper went to press election night, before the contested election results which led to Bush v. Kwanzaa is also sometimes spelled "kwaanza". Presidential election, when the future President remained undetermined, the Onion published a story titled Bush or Gore: "A New Era Dawns" which parodied the similarities between the two politicians. At the time there were seven children in Karenga's United Slaves Organization, each wanted to represent one of the letters in Kwanzaa[1] Also, the name was meant to have a letter for each of what Karenga called the "Seven Principles of Blackness". Just after the 2000 U.S. An additional "a" was added to "Kwanza" so that the word would have seven letters. In 1998, controversial minister Fred Phelps posted the Onion article '98 Homosexual-recruitment drive nearing goal on his God Hates Fags website as proof that homosexuals were indeed actively trying to get straight people to join their ranks. The choice of Swahili, an East African language, reflects its status as a symbol of Pan-Africanism, especially in the 1960's, though most African-Americans have West African ancestry. Upon occasion the straight-faced manner in which the Onion reports non-existent happenings has resulted in outside parties mistakenly citing Onion stories as real news. The name Kwanzaa derives from the Swahili phrase "matunda ya kwanza", meaning "first fruits". The Onion's coverage of the September 11, 2001 attacks less than two weeks following the attacks was one of the earliest satirical reactions to those attacks, and was considered for a Pulitzer Prize. Karenga, a political activist, created Kwanzaa in California in 1966, during his leadership of the black nationalist United Slaves Organization (also known as the "US Organization"). This brings The Onion back to the open state it was in prior to April 2004 when the restrictive move towards a Premium Service was first initiated. . Simultaneously The Onion discontinued their Premium Service which charged readers a substantial fee for additional content and vintage archives. Karenga calls Kwanzaa the African American branch of "first fruits" celebrations of classical African cultures. Club relaunched in a new design which presents the content as almost entirely discrete from The Onion itself. It was founded by black nationalist Ron "Maulana" Karenga, and first celebrated from December 26, 1966, to January 1, 1967. In late August 2005, The Onion's companion website The Onion A.V. Kwanzaa consists of seven days of celebration, featuring activities such as candle-lighting and pouring of libations, and culminating in a feast and gift-giving. As of 2004 the paper's founders are publishers of other weeklies: Keck of the Seattle weekly The Stranger and Johnson of Albuquerque's Weekly Alibi. Kwanzaa (or Kwaanza) is a week-long secular holiday honoring African-American heritage, observed from December 26 to January 1 each year, almost exclusively by African-Americans in the United States of America. In early 2001, the company relocated its offices to New York City. Hannity & Colmes (FOX News), 12/06/2005. A possible origin for its name is a mispronunciation of "The Union", which is a fairly common name for a legitimate paper. Is Kwanzaa a Racist Holiday? By: Sean Hannity; Alan Colmes. The Onion remained a regional success until it began its website in 1996. Hannity & Colmes (FOX News), 12/22/2004. The Onion was founded in 1988 and originally published in Madison, Wisconsin by two juniors at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, Tim Keck and Christopher Johnson; they sold it to colleagues the following year. Should African-Americans Celebrate Kwanzaa? By: Mike Gallagher; Alan Colmes. The regular contributors include:. Tolerance in the News: Kwanzaa: A threat to Christmas? By Camille Jackson | Staff Writer, Tolerance.org, 12/22/2005. Each issue features columns by (fictional) regular and guest writers. Tavis Smiley (NPR), 12/26/2003. Past writers have included Max Cannon, Rich Dahm, Tim Harrod, David Javerbaum, Ben Karlin, Carol Kolb, Robert Siegel, and Jack Szwergold. Interview: Kwanzaa creator Maulana Karenga discusses the evolution of the holiday and its meaning in 2004 By: TONY COX. Herman Zweibel (Zwiebel is German for onion), who has "held the position since 1901" and is rather insane; the real editor is currently Scott Dikkers, the managing editor is Peter Koechley, and the current writing staff comprises Todd Hanson, Maria Schneider, John Krewson, Joe Garden, and Chris Karwowski, as well as the graphics work of Mike Loew and Chad Nackers. Rituals of race, ceremonies of culture: Kwanzaa and the making of a Black Power holiday in the United States,1966--2000, Keith Alexander Mayes, PhD, PRINCETON UNIVERSITY, 2002. The Onion's fictional editor is T. Brown, PhD, CORNELL UNIVERSITY, 1999. . The US Organization: African-American cultural nationalism in the era of Black Power, 1965 to the 1970s, Scot D. Both print and online editions of The Onion are published on Wednesdays. A program to raise the faith level in African-American children through Scripture, Kwanzaa principles and culture, Janette Elizabeth Chandler Kotey, DMin, ORAL ROBERTS UNIVERSITY,1999. The staff of the Onion have also produced numerous books, including Our Dumb Century, Finest News Reporting, and Dispatches from the Tenth Circle. URL accessed on December 20, 1999.. As well:. New American. The newspaper was revamped on August 31, 2005, which changed the layout of the website homepage. ^ The True Spirit of Kwanzaa, Norman Grigg. Regular features of The Onion include:. ^ Official Kwanza Website FAQ, op.cit. Club blogs and reader forums, and presents itself as an almost-separate entity from The Onion itself. cit. Club has its own domain, includes its own regular features (including weekly sex advice column Savage Love), A.V. ^ Peterson, op. The online incarnation of The A.V. URL accessed on September, 2000.. The print edition also contains previews of upcoming live entertainment specific to cities where a print edition is published. The Textbook League. Club that features interviews, reviews of various newly-released media, and other weekly features. ^ The Kwanzaa Hoax, William Benetta. The second half of the newspaper is a non-satirical — but still often humorous — entertainment section called The A.V. URL accessed on December 29, 2004.. Obsession with fame and celebrity are frequently satirized, as well as the general credulousness of the public. FrontPage Magazine.com. The paper often reports on everyday events in a sensationalistic manner ("Area Man Confounded by Buffet Procedure"). ^ Kwanzaa -- Racist Holiday from Hell, Reverend Jesse Lee Peterson. It parodies traditional newspaper features and styles. URL accessed on 2005-12-30.. The Onion's articles comment on current events, both real and imagined (an example of the latter: "All Americans Issued Life Jackets for Some Reason"). ^ The Official Kwanzaa Website - Founders Message. Paul, Denver/Boulder, and San Francisco. URL accessed on 2005-12-29.. As of May 2005 its print editions are distributed in Madison, Milwaukee, New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis-St. ^ The Official Kwanzaa Website FAQ. It contains satirical articles as well as a general entertainment section. URL accessed on 2005-12-29.. The Onion is a parody newspaper published weekly in print and on the Internet. ^ The Official Kwanzaa Website. "Embedded in America": The Onion Ad Nauseam Complete News Archives Volume 16 (2005, ISBN 1400054567). URL accessed on 2005-12-29.. "Fanfare for the Area Man": The Onion Ad Nauseam Complete News Archives Volume 15 (2004, ISBN 1400054559). 110, cited at Believersweb.org. and Them": The Onion Ad Nauseam: Complete News Archives Volume 14 (2003, ISBN 140004961X). ^ Kwanzaa: A Celebration of Family, Community and Culture, p. "Relations Break Down Between U.S. URL accessed on 2005-12-29.. The Onion Ad Nauseam: Complete News Archives Volume 13 (2002, ISBN 1400047242). 21, cited at Believersweb.org. Dispatches from the Tenth Circle: The Best of The Onion (2001, ISBN 0609808346). ^ Kwanzaa: origin, concepts, practice, p. The Onion's Finest News Reporting, Volume 1 (2000, ISBN 0609804634). ^ "2004 Holiday Spending by Region", 'Survey by BIGresearch, conducted for National Retail Foundation', 14 October 2004. Our Dumb Century: The Onion Presents 100 Years of Headlines from America's Finest News Source (1999, ISBN 0609804618). ^ Kwanzaa Greeting. Gorzo the Mighty, the Emperor of the Universe, villain in the style of 1930s science fiction. ^ A Model Kwanzaa Ceremony. Jackie Harvey, a ridiculously uninformed media critic who writes the column The Outside Scoop. ^ The story of Kwanzaa. Jean Teasdale, an overweight nerdish woman with kitsch tastes, whose constantly upbeat attitude always finds the bright side of her otherwise depressing white trash life. ^ [18] The Quotable Karenga, p.25, University of Sankore Press, 1967. Smoove B, a smooth talking ladies' man who insists on the best of everything for his dates. ^ Believers web. Herbert Kornfeld, Accounts Receivable Supervisor, a white man with a boring desk job who speaks in gangsta rap-isms and ebonics. Imani (Faith) To believe with all our heart in our people, our parents, our teachers, our leaders and the righteousness and victory of our struggle. He is similar to the Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons. Kuumba (Creativity) To do always as much as we can, in the way we can, in order to leave our community more beautiful and beneficial than we inherited it. Larry Groznic, an overweight geek with an obsession for subcultural fandoms. Nia (Purpose) To make our collective vocation the building and developing of our community in order to restore our people to their traditional greatness. Jim Anchower, a slacker and stoner with a different job every few weeks, whose musical tastes are stuck in 1970s rock and roll. Ujamaa (Cooperative Economics) To build and maintain our own stores, shops and other businesses and to profit from them together. Jackie Harvey was given his own blog. Ujima (Collective Work and Responsibility) To build and maintain our community together and make our brother's and sister's problems our problems and to solve them together. A daily fictional stock market analysis titled "Stock Watch", a web opinion poll titled "QuickPoll", and "National News Highlights" of three regional stories, were added. Kujichagulia (Self-Determination) To define ourselves, name ourselves, create for ourselves and speak for ourselves. "In the News" was retitled "From the Print Edition". Umoja (Unity) To strive for and maintain unity in the family, community, nation and race. "What Do You Think?" became "American Voices," with the question updated daily, and only three responders each day. Up until August 31, 2005, one of them was almost always a "systems analyst.". "What Do You Think?", a survey showing photos of the same six people, although their names and professions change every week. "In the News" photograph and caption with no accompanying story (such as "Frederick's of Anchorage Debuts Crotchless Long Underwear", "National Association Advances Colored Person"). "The ONION in History": a front page produced in the look of newspapers of an earlier era, satirizing that earlier style and content (these are all taken from the book "Our Dumb Century"). Cynical horoscopes. Random and bizarre editorials. Point-Counterpoint. "Infographic"), with a bulleted list of items on a theme. The "Infograph" (a.k.a. "STATshot", an illustrated statistical snapshot which parodies "USA Today Snapshots". |