"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)
"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world."
- George Washington Carver (1864-1943)
"I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right."
- Frederick (II) the Great
"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."
- Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930)
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
- Walt Disney (1901-1966)
"A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship."
- John D. Rockefeller (1874-1960)
"An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered."
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936)
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
"Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working."
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor)
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
- Frank Zappa
"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
- Carl Sagan
"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance"
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours."
- Richard Bach
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