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The orders of the Airbus A330-200, as well as the Boeing 777-200ER, will over time replace the 767 and MD-11 aircraft, but KLM is also looking into adding the Boeing 787 or the Airbus A350. However, modern Jews prefer to play pranks on April Fools' day. The KLM fleet consists of the following aircraft (in January 2006):. In Judaism, the traditional day of pranks, hoaxes and mockery is Purim. Both airlines joined the Air France-led SkyTeam Alliance in September, 2004. It is believed that people should go out on this date in order to escape the bad luck of number 13. In the meantime, it does not appear that KLM's longstanding joint venture with Northwest Airlines will be affected. This day is called "Sizdah bedar" (Out-door thirteen).

Its independent identity is guaranteed for the coming five years, but eventually it is anticipated that its operations will be merged into those of the French company. In Iran, people play jokes on each other on April 3, the 13th day of the Persian calendar new year (Norooz). In May 2004, KLM was taken over by Air France. The Flemish tradition is for children to lock out their parents or teachers, only letting them in if they promise to bring treats the same evening or the next day. The livery of KLM Asia does not have the crown logo on the tail and fuselage. This custom also exists in certain areas of Belgium, including the province of Antwerp. KLM Asia operates flight into Taipei, Taiwan, Republic of China for political reasons. In Spanish-speaking countries, similar pranks are practiced on December 28, the Day of the Holy Innocents.

KLM is listed on the stock exchanges of Amsterdam, New York and Paris. The April 1 tradition in France includes poisson d'avril (literally "April's fish"), attempting to attach a paper fish to the victim's back without being noticed. KLM uk was a KLM subsidiary until KLM Cityhopper merged with it. They told the truth on the following week's show, where outtakes of Redknapp messing up his lines were also shown. KLM has an 100% share in Transavia Airlines, a 50% share in Martinair and a 26% share in Kenya Airways.
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KLM has subsidiaries KLM Cityhopper, KLM Cargo and KLM Asia. Even normally serious news media consider April Fools' Day hoaxes fair game, and spotting them has become an annual pastime. The first KLM flight was on May 17, 1920, with a flight from London to Amsterdam carrying two English journalists and a number of newspapers. Many media organizations have either unwittingly or deliberately propagated hoaxes on April Fools' Day. KLM was founded on October 7, 1919, making it the oldest carrier still operating under its current name. Children born on this day will experience good luck in most matters, except when it comes to gambling. . It is believed that marriage on April Fools' Day is inadvisable for a man, for he will be permanently ruled by his wife.

Both Air France and KLM continue to fly under their distinct brand names, but this may change in the future. It is said that one fooled by a pretty girl will later marry, or at least become friends, with her. Air France-KLM is part of the SkyTeam Alliance with Delta Air Lines, Aeroméxico, Korean Air, CSA Czech Airlines, Alitalia, Northwest Airlines, and Continental Airlines. Anyone who fails to respond with a sense of humor to the tricks played on them is also said to be liable to suffer bad luck. [1]. This stipulation may have been contrived by annoyed parents and school teachers wanting a respite from a full day of pranks. In 2004, KLM travelled 6 million passengers. Those done afterwards are supposed to bring bad luck to the perpetrator.

Air France-KLM is the largest airline company in the world in terms of operating revenues, and the third-largest in the world (largest in Europe) in terms of revenue-passenger-kilometers (RPKs). Traditionally, pranks are to be performed before noon. Air France-KLM is incorporated under French law and its headquarters are located at Roissy-Charles de Gaulle Airport near Paris. A far more natural explanation would seem to be that the April fish would be a young fish and therefore easily caught. Air France took over KLM in May 2004, resulting in the creation of Air France-KLM. This has been explained from the association of ideas arising from the fact that in April the sun quits the zodiacal sign of the fish. Air France-KLM is France and the Netherlands' main air carrier and its KLM subsidiary operates from the airline hub of Schiphol Airport, near Amsterdam, where the subsidiary company has its headquarters. In France the person befooled is known as poisson d'avril.

Before its (agreed) take-over by Air France, KLM was the national airline of the Netherlands. In Scotland the custom was known as "hunting the gowk," i.e. the cuckoo, and April-fools were "April-gowks," the cuckoo being there, as it is in most lands, a term of contempt. KLM (in full: Koninklijke Luchtvaart Maatschappij, literally Royal Aviation Company; usual English: Royal Dutch Airlines) is a subsidiary of Air France-KLM. Though the 1st of April appears to have been anciently observed in Great Britain as a general festival, it was apparently not until the beginning of the 18th century that the making of April-fools was a common custom.
. Well before 1582 when King Charles IX of France brought in the new Gregorian calendar, French and Dutch references from respectively 1508 and 1539 describe April Fool's Day jokes and the custom of making them on the first of April. 10 McDonnell Douglas MD-11. However, it is unlikely that this explanation of April Fool's Day’s origin is correct.

10 Boeing 777-200ER (+ 2 orders). Thus the New Year's gifts and visits of felicitation which had been the feature of the 1st of April became associated with the first day of January, and those who disliked or did not hear about the change were fair butts for those wits who amused themselves by sending mock presents and paying calls of pretended ceremony on the 1st of April. 09 Boeing 767-300ER. They were the first nation to adopt the reformed Gregorian calendar, Charles IX in 1564 decreeing that the year should begin with the 1st of January. 03 Boeing 747-400ERF (full freighter, + 1 on order). It has been plausibly suggested that Europe derived its April-fooling from the French [1]. 22 Boeing 747-400 (5 full pax, 17 combi). The festival of the spring equinox is there termed the feast of Huli, the last day of which is the 31st of March, upon which the chief amusement is the befooling of people by sending them on fruitless errands.

05 Boeing 737-900 (+ 15 on order). This view gains support from the fact that the exact counterpart of April-fooling is found to have been an immemorial custom in India. 14 Boeing 737-800 (+ 14 on order). What seems certain is that it is in some way or other a relic of those once universal festivities held at the vernal equinox, which, beginning on old New Year's day, the 25th of March, ended on the 1st of April. 13 Boeing 737-400. The origin of this custom has been much disputed, and many theories have been suggested, e.g. that it is a farcical commemoration of Christ being sent from Annas to Caiaphas, from Caiaphas to Pilate, from Pilate to Herod, and from Herod back again to Pilate, the crucifixion having taken place about the 1st of April. 14 Boeing 737-300. .

03 Airbus A330-200 (+ 9 orders). The day is marked by the commission of hoaxes and other practical jokes of varying sophistication on friends and neighbours, or sending them on fools' errands, the aim of which is to embarrass the gullible. April Fool's Day or All Fools' Day, though not a holiday in its own right, is a notable day celebrated in many countries on April 1. There have been cases when a hoax in a newspaper caused many readers to send mail to a nonexistent address, causing problems at postal sorting offices. That prank, repeated across many people, causes serious problems for zoos' telephone exchanges.

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1 April, 2002. Redknapp was being 'interviewed' on the training ground where his goalkeepers were getting to grips with bigger goals. Using West Ham United manager, Harry Redknapp, the report claimed that the size of the goals would increase by two feet in height and four feet in length. The BBC's Saturday lunchtime show 'Football Focus' broadcast a piece centred on the upcoming change of the size of goals.

Seattle area TV program Almost Live! set up a phony broadcast room and dressed actors as TV anchors to pull an April Fool's joke of legendary proportions. The Space Needle collapsed in a windstorm on April 1st, 1989. It was later announced at the Sea FM dance party that it was a hoax. This left a huge number of under 21s angry and frustrated, and incited protests.

Change of drinking age: On the Gold Coast, Australia's biggest tourist destination (particularly amongst school leavers), radio station Sea FM announced the drinking age would be changed from 18 to 21. The station played pop songs until 7:00 am, when Stern came back on. Cancellation of the Howard Stern Show: The April 1st, 2004 show started off with an announcement by the station manager stating that due to increased pressure from the FCC, Viacom had cancelled the Howard Stern Show. Shuttle landing: In 1993, a San Diego radio station fooled many listeners into believing that the space shuttle had been diverted from Edwards Air Force Base and was about to make an emergency landing at a small local airport.

He invited his audience to jump in the air and experience "a strange floating sensation." Dozens of listeners phoned in to say the experiment had worked. that day. Defy Gravity: In 1976 British astronomer Patrick Moore told listeners of BBC2 that unique alignment of two planets would result in an upward gravitational pull making people lighter at precisely 9:47 a.m. Mainstream media (including Channel 9's Today Show) picked up the story.

New South Wales Premier Bob Carr was also in on the joke. Sydney Olympics: Australian radio station Triple J breakfast show co-host Adam Spencer announced in 1999 that he had a journalist on the line at the site of a secret IOC meeting and that Sydney had lost the 2000 Summer Olympics. This hoax can also be considered a parody of late 1990s media consolidations.). New Format: Radio station KFOG in San Francisco, claiming new corporate ownership, switched to a new format - the best 15 seconds of every song! All morning they mixed in bogus calls from perky listeners calling with compliments.

Both DJs were later jailed for creating a public nuisance. Several police were needed to deal with traffic gridlock and enraged listeners who threatened to harm the DJs responsible. Free Concert: Radio station 98.1 KISS in Chattanooga, Tennessee falsely announced in 2003 that rapper Eminem would be doing a free show in a discount store parking lot. The pair were fired shortly thereafter.

The rumor spread quickly across the city, eventually causing news stations to issue alerts denying the hoax. Menino happened to be on a flight at the time, lending truth to the prank as he could not be reached. Death of a Mayor: In 1998, local shock jocks Opie and Anthony reported that Boston mayor Thomas Menino had been killed in a car accident. Google's hoaxes.

April 1st RFC. "Uninventing the wheel" to counter the "EU ban" on right-hand drive cars. Marque-Wiper - mini-wipers for each exterior "BMW" logo coming as standard on all future models ,. SHEF ("Satellite Hypersensitive Electromagnetic Foodration") Technology, which sees the car's GPS systems synchronise with home appliances to perfectly cook a meal for the instant you return home ,.

IDS ("Insect Deflector Screen") Technology - using elastic solutions to bounce insects off the windscreen as you drive. MINI cars being used in upcoming space missions to Mars,. The "Toot and Calm Horn", which calms rather than aggravates other drivers, so reducing the risk of road rage,. Annual BMW Innovations see a new "cutting-edge invention" by BMW advertised across British newspapers every year , examples including: