Smokey and the Bandit

to Texarkana, Texas, and back again in 28 hours?"
Bandit: "It's only 900 miles here, 900 miles back!"
Snowman: Well, for your information...that ain't never been done before, not in no rig."
Bandit: "That's 'cause you and I ain't never done it in no rig; you got to stop being so negative, son! Course we can make it, we ain't never not made it YET, have we?"
Snowman: "No..."
Bandit: "Ya see?"
. His memory was enshrined in the political ethos of the Imperial age as a paradigm of the good emperor; although every emperor adopted his name, Caesar Augustus, only a handful earned genuine comparison with him (Fagan). Snowman: "You mean to tell me, we're gonna drive from here.. Augustus's ultimate legacy, however, was the peace and prosperity the empire was to enjoy for the next two centuries under the system he initiated. When we get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth!". He directed the future of the empire down many lasting paths, from the existence of a standing professional army stationed at or near the frontiers, to the dynastic principle so often employed in the imperial succession, to the embellishment of the capital at the emperor's expense. that you came from my loins. Augustus's own experience, his patience, his tact, and his great political acumen also played their part.

NO WAY.. The attrition of the civil wars on the old Republican oligarchy and the longevity of Augustus, therefore, must be seen as major contributing factors in the transformation of the Roman state into a monarchy in these years. Justice: (to Junior) "There is no way.. Had Augustus died earlier (in 23 BC, for instance), matters may have turned out very differently. is a complete lack of respect for the law.". People had been born and reached middle age without knowing any form of government other than the Principate. Justice: "What we're dealing with here.. In looking back on the reign of Augustus and its legacy to the Roman world, its longevity ought not to be overlooked as a key factor in its success.

Make it fast, I'm in a goddamn hurry! Do you want anything son?"
Junior: "Hush puppies daddy."
Justice: "We don't have time for that crap!". The month of August (Latin Augustus) is named after Augustus; until his time it was called Sextilis. Pepper. Nevertheless, his legacy has proved more enduring. Justice: "Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. He was handsome, intelligent, decisive, and a very shrewd politician, but he was not perhaps as charismatic as the earlier Caesar or his rival Antony; as a result, Augustus is not as renowned as either man, and is often confused with Julius Caesar. Come on!"
Bandit: "Talk to me, good buddy."
Justice: (Over the CB) "You got trouble coming."
Bandit: "What's your handle son, and what's your 20?"
Justice: (Over the CB) "My handle's Smokey Bear, and I'm tail-grabbing your ass right now!". Many consider Augustus as Rome's greatest emperor; his policies certainly extended the empire's life span and initiated the celebrated "Pax Romana" or "Pax Augusta".

(Bandit and Justice Meet For the First Time)
Justice: (Over the CB) "Breaker, breaker to the Bandit."
Bandit: "Come on back breaker."
Justice: "(Over the CB) Bandit, I got a smokey report for you. Augustus' mausoleum also originally contained bronze pillars inscribed with a record of his life, the Res Gestae Divi Augusti. Justice look like a possum's pecker."
Junior: "Except that --"
Justice: "Shut your ass!". Consequently we have many excellent statues and busts of the first, and in some ways the greatest, of the Emperors. Justice: "Nobody, nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. The cult of the Divine Augustus continued until Constantine the Great converted the State Religion of the Empire to Christianity in the 4th century. Carrie had run away from her wedding to Justice's son, Junior (Henry). Augustus was deified soon after his death, and both his borrowed surname, Caesar, and his title, Augustus, became the permanent titles of the rulers of Rome for the next 400 years, and were still in use at Constantinople fourteen centuries after his death, (and the derived titles "Kaiser" and "Tsar" would be used until the early part of the 20th century).

Justice (Gleason). Who ordered his death is unknown, but the way was clear for Tiberius to assume the same powers that his stepfather had. Along the way, Bandit picks up Carrie "Frog" (Field), and finds himself being pursued by Sheriff Buford T. However, Postumus had been banished, and was put to death around the same time. They were promised $80,000 from Big and Little Enos Burdett if they could make the run in 28 hours. Postumus Agrippa and Tiberius had been named co-heirs. Most of the movie centers around Cledus "Snowman" Snow (Reed) and Bo "Bandit" Darville (Reynolds) taking a shipment of Coors beer from Texarkana, Texas to Atlanta, Georgia (At the time Coors wasn't available in the eastern US, it was illegal to ship it east of Texas). On August 19, AD 14, Augustus died.

The 3 movies introduced three generations of the Pontiac Trans Am (unlike the television movie version which the other Bandit drives the Dodge Stealth R/T Twin Turbo). After the early deaths of both Gaius and Lucius in AD 4 and AD 2 respectively, and the earlier death of his brother Drusus (9 BC), Tiberius was recalled to Rome, where he was adopted by Augustus. Also, a television movie was loosely based on the film called The Bandit. Tiberius shared in Augustus' tribune powers, but shortly thereafter went into retirement. It would inspire several other trucking films including two sequels, Smokey and the Bandit II, and Smokey and the Bandit Part 3. After Agrippa died in 12 BC, Livia's son Tiberius divorced his own wife and married Agrippa's widow. Smokey and the Bandit was a 1977 movie starring Burt Reynolds, Sally Field, Jackie Gleason, Jerry Reed, Paul Williams, and Mike Henry. Augustus also showed favor to his stepsons, Livia's children from her first marriage, Nero Claudius Drusus Germanicus and Tiberius Claudius, after they had conquered a large portion of Germany.

Augustus' intent to make the first two children his heirs was apparent when he adopted them as his own children. This union produced five children, three sons and two daughters: Gaius Caesar, Lucius Caesar, Vipsania Julia, Agrippina the Elder, and Postumus Agrippa, so named because he was born after Marcus Agrippa died. After the death of Marcellus, Augustus married his daughter to his right hand man, Marcus Agrippa. Reports of later historians that this poisoning, and other later deaths, were caused by Augustus' wife Livia Drusilla are inconclusive at best.

However, Marcellus died of food poisoning in 23 BC. At first, indications pointed toward his sister's son Marcellus, who had been married to Augustus' daughter Julia Caesaris. Augustus' control of power throughout the Empire was so absolute that it allowed him to name his successor, a custom that had been abandoned and derided in Rome since the foundation of the Republic. The only question was who would succeed him as sole ruler.

However, by the time Augustus died, it was impossible to imagine a return to the old system. His use of games and special events to celebrate himself and his family cemented his popularity. (Ovid was banished from Rome for violating Augustus's morality codes.) He eventually won over most of the Roman intellectual class, although many still pined in private for the Republic. Horace, Livy, Ovid, and Vergil flourished under his protection, but in return, they had to pay due tribute to his genius and adhere to his standards.

A patron of the arts, Augustus showered favors on poets, artists, sculptors, and architects, and his reign is considered the Golden Age of Roman literature. It was largely unsuccessful (indeed, his own daughter was banished and subsequently perished due to it). Augustus also launched a morality crusade, promoting marriage, family, and childbirth while discouraging luxury, "interbreeding", unrestrained sex (including prostitution and homosexuality), and adultery. He sponsored Vergil's Aeneid in the hopes that it would increase pride in Roman heritage.

Augustus also strongly supported worship of Roman gods, especially Apollo, and depicted Roman defeat of Egypt as Roman gods defeating Egypt's. Augustus settled retired soldiers on the land in an effort to revive agriculture, but the capital remained dependent on grain imports from Egypt. The reign of Augustus is thus seen in some ways as the high point of Rome's power and prosperity. Once the Empire stopped expanding, and had no more loot coming in from conquests, its economy began to stagnate and eventually decline.

Like all the Emperors, he over-taxed agriculture and spent the revenue on armies, temples, and games. Roman rulers understood little about economics, and Augustus was no exception. Augustus also founded the world's first fire brigade, and created a regular police force for Rome. He founded a ministry of transport, which built an extensive network of roads - enabling improved communication, trade, and mail.

It is recorded that he built both the Capitoline Temple and the Theater of Pompey without putting his name on them. He also built a shrine near the Circus Maximus. He built the Senate a new home, the Curia, and built temples to Apollo and to the Divine Julius. He famously boasted that he "found Rome brick and left it marble".

In domestic matters, Augustus channeled the enormous wealth brought in from the Empire to keeping the army happy with generous payments, and keeping the Romans happy by beautifying the capital and staging magnificent games. He left the Parthian Empire alone. In the east, he satisfied himself with establishing Roman control over Armenia and the Transcaucasus. Thereafter he accepted the Rhine as the Empire's permanent border.

Further west, an attempt to advance into Germany ended in defeat at the Battle of the Teutoburg Forest in AD 9. Rome's borders were advanced to the natural frontier of the Danube, and the province of Galatia was occupied. After Gallic raids, the Alpine territories were conquered. A war in the mountains of northern Spain from 26 BC to 19 BC finally resulted in that territory's conquest.

Augustus waged no major wars. He also reformed Rome's finance and tax systems. A special unit, the Praetorian Guard, garrisoned Rome and protected the Emperor's person. He created Rome's first permanent army and navy and stationed the legions along the Empire's borders, where they could not meddle in politics.

In exchange for near absolute power, he gave Rome 40 years of civic peace and increasing prosperity, celebrated in history as the Pax Romana, or Roman Peace. Having gained power by means of great audacity, Augustus ruled with great prudence. After the death of Lepidus in 13 BC he added the title of pontifex maximus. He more typically used a civilian title, however, Princeps, or "First Citizen".

23 BC is the date on which Augustus is usually said to have assumed the mantle of Emperor of Rome. Second, he received new authority in the form of an "Imperial" power (imperium proconsulare maius, or power greater than any governor), which gave him supreme authority in all matters pertaining to territorial governance. Since the tribuneship was an office traditionally associated with the common people, this consolidated his power further. First, he was granted the power of a tribune (tribunicia potestas), which allowed him to convene the Senate at will and lay business before it.

In 23 BC, he renounced this office in favor of two other powers. Augustus knew that the power he needed to rule absolutely could not be derived from his Consulship, however. How free a hand the Senate had in these transactions, and what backroom deals were made, remain unknown. Both Antony and Octavian had purged the Senate of suspect elements and planted it with their loyal partisans.

These actions were highly abnormal from the Roman Senate, but this was not the same body of patricians that had murdered Caesar. Additionally, the harsh methods employed in consolidating his control meant that the change in name would also serve to separate his benign reign as emperor from his reign of terror as Octavian. In the mindset of contemporary religious beliefs, it would have cleverly symbolized a stamp of authority over humanity that went beyond any constitutional definition of his status. The title was associated with a religious ring in antiquity and is believed to be derived from auctoritas and the practises of augurs.

Shortly thereafter, the Senate gave him the name "Augustus". Not only did the Senate turn him down, he was also given control of Hispania, Gaul, and Syria – the provinces with the greatest number of troops. In 27 BC, he officially returned power to the Senate of Rome, and offered to relinquish his own military supremacy and hegemony over Egypt. Octavian was chosen for the powerful position of consul, the highest executive office of the Republic.

First, he disbanded his armies, and held elections. Octavian was clever. Moreover, Rome was not prepared to accept the control of a despot. After Actium, Octavian had his work cut out for him; years of civil war had left Rome in a state of near-lawlessness.

Cleopatra also commited suicide after her coming role in Octavian's triumph was "carefully explained to her" and Caesarion, the son of Julius Ceasar by Cleopatra, was "butchered without compunction".^[3]. He pursued them there, and after another defeat, Antony commited suicide. Octavian defeated his rivals, who then fled to Egypt. It was quickly decided: in the bay of Actium on the western coast of Greece, the fleets met in a great battle in which many ships burned and thousands on both sides lost their lives.

The situation grew more and more tense, and finally, in 32 BC, Octavian declared war. Antony occupied himself with military campaigns in the east and a romantic affair with Cleopatra; Octavian built a network of allies in Rome, consolidated his power, and spread propaganda implying that Antony was becoming less than Roman because of his preoccupation with Egyptian affairs and traditions. The Roman dominions were then divided between Octavian in the west and Antony in the east. Octavian then returned to Rome, while Antony went to Egypt, where he allied himself with Queen Cleopatra, the ex-lover of Julius Caesar and mother of Caesar's infant son Caesarion.

At Philippi in Macedonia the Caesarian army was victorious and Brutus and Cassius committed suicide (42 BC). Antony and Octavian then marched against Brutus and Cassius, who had fled to the east. This went beyond a simply purge of those allied with the assassins and so the main motive was probably to raise money to pay their troops.^[2]. The three formed a junta called the Second Triumvirate which unlike the First Triumvate was a grant of special powers lasting five years and backed by a law.^[1] They then set in motion the proscriptions in which 300 senators and 2000 Equites were deprived of their property and, for those who failed to escape, their lives.

After a tense standoff, he formed an uneasy alliance with Marcus Antonius and Marcus Lepidus, Caesar's principal colleagues. At Rome, he found Caesar's republican assassins, Marcus Junius Brutus and Gaius Cassius, in control. He crossed over to Italy and recruited an army from among Caesar's veterans. However, he culled support by emphasizing his status as heir to Caesar and took the name Gaius Julius Caesar (probably omitting the customary Octavianus; he is called "Octavian" by historians nonetheless).

At the time, he was only eighteen years old, and was consistently underestimated by his rivals for power. When Caesar was assassinated in March 44 BC, his young heir was with the army at Apollonia, in what is now Albania. Julius Caesar Octavianus (hereafter "Octavian"). By virtue of his adoption, following Roman custom, Octavius then assumed the name C.

The Roman historian Suetonius described Antony's accusation of an affair with Octavianus as political slander. Mark Antony charged that Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus had earned his adoption by Caesar through sexual favors. In 46 BC Caesar, who had no legitimate children, took his grand-nephew soldiering in Hispania, and adopted him by testament as his heir (see also adoption in Rome). More importantly, his mother Atia was the niece of Rome's greatest general and de facto ruler, Julius Caesar.

His father, also Gaius Octavius, came from a respectable but undistinguished family of the equestrian order and was governor of Macedonia before his death in 58 BC. Augustus was born at Rome with the name Gaius Octavius Thurinus. . He is generally known to historians by the title "Augustus" (revered one), which he acquired in 27 BC and as "Octavian" before then.

He ended a century of civil wars and gave Rome an era of peace, prosperity, and imperial greatness. Although he preserved the outward form of the Roman Republic, he ruled as an autocrat for more than 40 years. Caesar Augustus (Latin: IMP·CAESAR·DIVI·F·AVGVSTVS)¹ (23 September 63 BC – 19 August AD 14), known earlier in his life as Gaius Octavius or Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus, was the first Roman Emperor and is traditionally considered the greatest. ^  Alexander to Actium: Peter Green pp 697.

^  From the Gracchi to Nero: HH Scullard p164. ^  From the Gracchi to Nero: HH Scullard p163.